Talking Frog

An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond.

As he was....

Talking Frog 

An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond.

As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog that, to his great surprise, started to speak!

"Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week." He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket.

As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!"

The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!"

Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, "At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog!"